I'm a indoor kind of kid

Tales of my ridiculously mediocre life.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Dialogue

Mum: W ould you like more tea and another biscuit Peter?

Dad: Y ou read my mind Susan. I’d love more tea and another biscuit.

Mum: Y ou can never get enough tea and biscuits can you Peter?

Dad: Y ou’re right there Susan. I really enjoy my tea and biscuits.

Mum: W ould Little Peter like more orange squash and another biscuit?

Son: Little Peter would like nothing more than to see his parents suf fer an agonising, though fundamentally justifiable death, in a horrific house fire.

Dialogue

Mum: W ould you like more tea and another biscuit Peter?

Dad: Y ou read my mind Susan. I’d love more tea and another biscuit.

Mum: Y ou can never get enough tea and biscuits can you Peter?

Dad: Y ou’re right there Susan. I really enjoy my tea and biscuits.

Mum: W ould Little Peter like more orange squash and another biscuit?

Son: Little Peter would like nothing more than to see his parents suf fer an agonising, though fundamentally justifiable death, in a horrific house fire.

Dialogue

Mum: W ould you like more tea and another biscuit Peter?

Dad: Y ou read my mind Susan. I’d love more tea and another biscuit.

Mum: Y ou can never get enough tea and biscuits can you Peter?

Dad: Y ou’re right there Susan. I really enjoy my tea and biscuits.

Mum: W ould Little Peter like more orange squash and another biscuit?

Son: Little Peter would like nothing more than to see his parents suf fer an agonising, though fundamentally justifiable death, in a horrific house fire.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

BECK! BECK! BECK!

BECK IS FUCKING COMING TO SANTA CRUZ!




If you don't know me, I LOVE Beck. MY best friend does too.
You can't believe how excited I am that Beck is comiing, not only to the North Bay, but to SANTA CRUZ.

If you live in the Santa Cruz area, it's not on his cite yet, and tickets go on pre-sale tomorrow.

Friday, May 06, 2005

I have a rug burn on my knees and toes

Wow. I just had a hardcore workout.
Today my group had to present our dance for dance class. It's mee, Camille, Kai and Neil. After a lot of failed attempts we discarded an '80s wworkout theme and decided to just improv. In our group, Neil is a complete slacker, Kai dances in a very Jake Shears sort of way, Camille is a bit more serious, but still fuun. The way I dance is hard to describe, but basically I don;t mind looking like an idiot. I've become infamous in my class for my "Onion Dance". Yeah. So we spent an entire class going through my music library on my laptop untill we found the perfect song. "Flowers on the Walls" by the Statler Brothers from the Pulp fiction Soundtrack. It's a classic folk song. Our dance was basically the four of us flayling around in a hippieish sstyle for 3 minutes. We also went for a underlying retarded/mental theme.
It went really well. I spent 30 min. flayling and I'm beat.

Thursday, May 05, 2005

DIY Recording

Yesterday on the bus I figured out how to record with garageband (yes i have a mac). I immediately recorded jasbir reading this post I got off a Chrsitian Message Board. It was some 16 yeaaar old kid trying to start a "Hardcore Rock Band" in Arizona. Yeah. The best line:

"Together we are not only going to play together, but pray together. For the Christian Band that prays together, stays together."

You can check out my other stuff at myspace.com/elinakashima

I also have to post this playlist cause it's hardcore:

1. Jerk It Out - Caesars
2. Scarecrow - Beck
3. Lazy Lover - Brazilian Girls
4. Wasted and Ready - Ben Kweller
5. Helecopter - Bloc Party
6. hXc - ELi ( Featuring Jasbir Nijor)
7. Every day is a holiday (with you) - Esthero (Featuring Sean Lennon)
8. Frosti - Bjork
9. Honest Mistake - The Bravery
10. Night One Fire - VHS or Beta
11. (Pumpkin and Honey Bunny) Misirlou - Dick Dale and his Del-Tones (from the Pulp Fiction Soundtrack)
12. Bombs Below - Living Things
13. A Gentleman Caller - Cursive
14. Friday I'm in Love - The Cure
15. Son of a Preacher Man - Dusty Springfield
16. Romantic Rights - Death From Above 1977
17. Needle in the Hay - Elliot Smith
18. Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode


(oh and I'm selling my Uma shirt for $12 or if you bring me a shirt I'll screen it for $4.50)

Sunday, May 01, 2005

They Call Me Jesus

Luke had to be an idot and get poison oak. hah, how ironic, i’m listening to poison oak - by bright eyes. anyway, luke is allergic, so he had to be hospitalised, which resulted with me taking the bus to school, cause luke and I commute together in that wonderful prius of his (mothers). I took my lovely ibook with me for company. While traveling through a dark passage en route to pur lovely new campus, people started to stare at me.
ananda: Anneli!
me: huh?
ananda: You look like Jesus
Kelly: She’s the AZN jesus!
apparently my laptop was bestoing a hevanly glow upon my godlike features, rendering me a apparation of Christ.
I never thought of myself as very angelic. Now people call me Jesus.