I'm a indoor kind of kid

Tales of my ridiculously mediocre life.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005


Mum: W ould you like more tea and another biscuit Peter?

Dad: Y ou read my mind Susan. I’d love more tea and another biscuit.

Mum: Y ou can never get enough tea and biscuits can you Peter?

Dad: Y ou’re right there Susan. I really enjoy my tea and biscuits.

Mum: W ould Little Peter like more orange squash and another biscuit?

Son: Little Peter would like nothing more than to see his parents suf fer an agonising, though fundamentally justifiable death, in a horrific house fire.


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